| Tom's celebrity joke book 
raises cash in memory of his granddads 
 COMEDIANS, celebrities and even the 
Royal Household have helped Tom Heyes write a joke book and raise £840 for 
charity in memory of his 2 late granddads. 
Tom, aged 11, presented half to staff at the Medical Day Unit, at Southport Hospital, where Peter Heyes, of Skelmersdale, was a patient until his death from 
leukaemia. The remainder went to the British Heart Foundation in memory of David 
Birchall, of Ormskirk. Both granddads were 67 and died within 18 months of each 
other.
The joke book was born when Tom, bored practicing his hand writing the usual 
way, started writing out jokes instead.  "Soon I had lots of jokes and I thought it would make a great book because 
I wanted to raise some money in memory of my grandads," said Tom, from 
Aughton, near Ormskirk.
 He wrote a letter to 45 famous people asking them to contribute a joke, 
including a joke of his own:-
 
 Q. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
 
 A. Roberto!
 
 Jokes came back from celebrities including Harry Hill, Peter Kay and Lucy 
Meacock, and included this 1 from Peter Kay:-  "Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord says:- 
'You're bard!'"
 Staff from the Royal Household at Kensington Palace sent 2 pages of jokes on 
behalf of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
 
 The Queen's lady in waiting, Jennifer Gordon Lennox, politely declined on Her 
Majesty's behalf, but did return the stamp addressed envelope:- "you so 
thoughtfully enclosed."
 
 Tom's mum and dad, Neil and Claire Heyes, published 300 copies of the book 
through their family business Heyes Opticians and sold them for £3 each, every 
penny going to the 2 charities. 
Neil said:- "It's been fantastic how supportive people have been and it's 
great for Tom to have such another great memory of his grandads."
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